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A Freshfive with Troubled Horse

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Freshfacefever is Sooo Stoked that our far away friends in the heavy, Troubled Horse are here for a FreshFIve. Giving you and your noodle a little teasarini as to what its like being "the" baddest band in the land of Sweden. So if there's gonna be more to heaven on earth than THIS or THIS or THIS ..then it should be these guys... The debut release Step Inside (Rise Above/Metal Blade) is like puttin on a pair of ol' boots..it just feels right, and in the case of Troubled Horse ..too good to be new..I Think Riker needs to take a trip to Sweden like pronto. So be sure to check Out their VIDEO below and then immediatley go buy the record HERE..

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FRESHFIVE with TROUBLED HORSE
1. You finally found out that your horse is troubled cause he has no idea where to go in Sweden to find the tastiest of grog .and the best looking mares for him to get a leg up with for the weekend . .. What do you recommend to the troubled feller?
..........I suppose he'd have to go to Norrland in the north of Sweden to get some high end moonshine (best served chilled with Cuba Cola). On the way back home i'd suggest he drop by the Solvalla horse racing tracks for some sexy time with the finest pedigree there.
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2. You are putting together your own music festival.. you have to have one band from each of the following era's to open up for ya... and name the festival as well.
'67-'70 - Black Sabbath
'71-'74 - Pentagram
'83-'88 - Metallica
'91-'97 - Nirvana
'02-08 - Cathedral(blushing)
The name of the festival would be: "On High Horses"
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3. There's a saying in Sweden Av skadan blir man vis. ( i think) . So who, with that in mind would be the wisest member of Troubled Horse?(based solely on injuries of course:) and what were they.
..........Um... Jens (drummer) has had his genitals injured a couple of times but i doubt he extracted any wisdom from those incidents. Other than that life is much about trial and error and thankfully we've managed to get to where we are now, fairly unscathed.
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4. In the middle of NYC , there is a Secret Swedish Cottage that tells stories of UfO's and Sea monsters...Dont believe me? CLICK HERE. Have any of you seen any UFO'S or Sea monsters??
..........Not that many but we have a friend that looks like a Kraken. Apart from the Polar bears that roam the streets, sweden is much like any other place you'd think of.
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5. Fill in the Banks ( you may use more than one word per blank, webclips, drawings.. whatever the fuk ya want.
..........Thai food makes me want to *take massive dumps*. All we can do now is *just wait for our bowels to process it* and *then shit like mad*. Sitting back waiting for a moment when everyone realizes all that chili and noodles are bullshit and its about time that *the government shut those Thai fast food restaurants down* once and for all.



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